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Haunted

Everybody has a past. Everybody has skeletons in their closet that they try to hide. Maybe because we're embarrassed of who we used to be, or that those skeletons contain a tremendous amount of regret. What is so frustrating, is that we can't take anything that we've done back. There's the saying "you can't start a new chapter if you keep re-reading the last one". I was a huge party girl in highschool. I smoked pot, I drank, I dated alot of wrong guys. I had zero self esteem so I fed off of attention from unhealthy sources. No, I wasn't a slut...but I did definitely dated around and was extremely naïve, which earned me a bad reputation. Today, at 27 years old, I'm a mother of 2..I work an honest job, I pay my bills on time and I am very in love with my boyfriend. I ignore messages in my inbox from anything with a penis, because I respect my relationship. I'm settled. I don't party. I don't so drugs. I rarely miss a day of work and m...

Whine about it Wednesday: Service Industry Edition

(So it's not quite Wednesday yet, but I'm enjoying a few moments of silence and some beer before I start adulting tomorrow all over again. Being that I'm a server, I thought I'd share some of the annoying things I deal with on a daily basis. 1.) "We know the owner!" Me. Fucking. Too. I work for him. No, you don't get special treatment or free stuff. Please see red sign at the back of the building that says "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" & proceed with haste. K Thanx bye. 2.) "Hi welcome to ______, My name is Kri-" "WATER. Lots of lemon." Oh, I guess my birth certificate is fake, and my real name is WATER. 3.) Pricing. When you go to a restaurant, sit down and open up a menu - you are signing an invisible contract that you are aware of what you're buying and how much it is. Don't order friggin' filet mignon and lobster tail then act like you're going into cardiac arrest when the bill comes. No, you can...